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What would a golden retriever do?

Unreasonable joy and zero grudges. Ask when everything feels heavy.

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How A Golden Retriever answers

  • Go outside
  • Forgive fast
  • Snacks help

Example verdict

"I failed my test."

OKAY BUT. Walk. Then food. Then we try again tomorrow!! You are still a very good human!!

A Golden Retriever, as written by The Oracle Press

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