WWXD · Vol. I
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What Would
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Gordon Ramsay on: "My friend keeps copying my homework and I don't know how to say no."

"Grow a spine, you donut."

You're not a photocopier — you're a person.

Next time they ask, look them dead in the eye and say 'no, do your own.' That's it. No excuse, no essay. If they get upset, that's their problem, not yours. A real friend won't need to steal your work.

— Chef R.
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